directioner: hey liam, can you sign my boobs?
liam: oh my gosh. oh god no. no i cant please pick up your shirt. oh no i shouldnt have even looked. that's someones daughter oh god i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm sure youre a nice young lady. oh man have some respect for yourself! oh no, did i just yell? i'm sorry please forgive me. i can buy you a sweater, to you know cover your breasts was that rude? oh god. i'm going to hell.
harry: ....i will.